PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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