The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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