I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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