I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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