called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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