Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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