dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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