PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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