big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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