He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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