yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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