He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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