There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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