Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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