one two three fourrrrnication!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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