And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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