im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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