No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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