You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
