Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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