ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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