i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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