I feel like abortions should bother me more
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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