I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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