Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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