Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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