Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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