I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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