She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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