Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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