WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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