so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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