Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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