Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it hurts more in the daytime
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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