no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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