Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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