I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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