did you get engaged???
I'm gonna have a badass scar
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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