wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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