Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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