On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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