i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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