I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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