Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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