I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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