"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
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Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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