Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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