We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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