She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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