week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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