But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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