I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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