it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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