All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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