My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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