hotel room ftw
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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