There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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