This dress was meant to end up on your floor
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
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will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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