he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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